OK, you caught me. It's been almost 20 days since I last wrote a blog post, without reason or warning, and you're feeling small and abandoned. You're not even sure if you want to read this post anymore, not when Dain is so
gosh darn mean and she leaves you out in the cold for twenty days at a time.
Yeah, all right. Maybe I was kind of a jerk. I could have called or something.